Aye Pyaaz Ke Chilko: funny quote

Aye Pyaaz Ke Chilko . . Zara Style Mara . .Thoda Hool Diya . . Itne Me Tu
Rota Hai Kya .. Abhi To Hero Ne Sirf Entry li hai...aage-aage dekh hota hai kya.......

Pappu di maa ka pyar ~ Family joke

Pappu di maa 
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" Pappu meri juti lab de 
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Smart Pappu after 5 min 
Open Google.com
And typed
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WWW.maa di khabbey per di juti.com
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.Google replied
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Bandey da puttar ban
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A internet ae,
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Teri maa da vehra Nyi..

Har rishtey me vishvas rahne do ~ Family Shayari

Har rishtey me vishvas rahne do,
juban par har waqt mithas rahne do,
yahi to andaaz hai jindgi jeene ka,
na khud raho udas na kisi ko udas rahne do.

Kid Father understanding joke

KID :- Why Some Of Ur
Hair Are
White Dad ?

DAD : - Every Time A Son make His Dad
Unhappy ,
One Of His Father's Hair
Turns White

KID :- Now I
Understand Why
Grandpa's Hairs Are All
White. . . . . . . 

Teacher Student Joke about department

Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Ki Knowledge Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Sawal Puchha
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Teacher: Wo Koun Sa Department Hai? Jis Mein Ladkiya Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti?
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Pappu Ne Haath Khada Kiya Aur Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya
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Pappu: Fire Brigade, Kyunki Ladkiyo Ka Kaam Aag BujhanaNahi Aag Lagana Hai

Na Jaane Kyun : Love Shayari

Na Jaane Kyun, Hota Hai Yeh Zindagi Ke Saath 
Achaanak Yeh Mann, Kisike Jaane Ke Baad 
Kare Phir Uski Yaad Chhoti Chhoti Si Baat 
Na Jaane Kyun ...

After Accident different countrymen sayings: Joke

After Accident:

American: Its Fine Man
British: I Am So Sorry
Australian: No Worries Dude
German: Are You Oĸay?
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Indian: Andha Hai Kya Saaley Dhakkan
Ki Tarha Chala Raha Hai,
Akkal Ke Dushman Saale,
Tere Baap Ka Road Hai Kya,
Bahar Nikal Dekh Teri Kaise Bajata Hun !!