Aye Pyaaz Ke Chilko: funny quote

Aye Pyaaz Ke Chilko . . Zara Style Mara . .Thoda Hool Diya . . Itne Me Tu
Rota Hai Kya .. Abhi To Hero Ne Sirf Entry li hai...aage-aage dekh hota hai kya.......

Pappu di maa ka pyar ~ Family joke

Pappu di maa 
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" Pappu meri juti lab de 
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Smart Pappu after 5 min 
Open Google.com
And typed
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WWW.maa di khabbey per di juti.com
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Bandey da puttar ban
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A internet ae,
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Teri maa da vehra Nyi..

Har rishtey me vishvas rahne do ~ Family Shayari

Har rishtey me vishvas rahne do,
juban par har waqt mithas rahne do,
yahi to andaaz hai jindgi jeene ka,
na khud raho udas na kisi ko udas rahne do.

Kid Father understanding joke

KID :- Why Some Of Ur
Hair Are
White Dad ?

DAD : - Every Time A Son make His Dad
Unhappy ,
One Of His Father's Hair
Turns White

KID :- Now I
Understand Why
Grandpa's Hairs Are All
White. . . . . . . 

Teacher Student Joke about department

Teacher Ne Class Mein Bachho Ki Knowledge Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Sawal Puchha
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Teacher: Wo Koun Sa Department Hai? Jis Mein Ladkiya Kaam Nahi Kar Sakti?
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Pappu Ne Haath Khada Kiya Aur Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya
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Pappu: Fire Brigade, Kyunki Ladkiyo Ka Kaam Aag BujhanaNahi Aag Lagana Hai

Na Jaane Kyun : Love Shayari

Na Jaane Kyun, Hota Hai Yeh Zindagi Ke Saath 
Achaanak Yeh Mann, Kisike Jaane Ke Baad 
Kare Phir Uski Yaad Chhoti Chhoti Si Baat 
Na Jaane Kyun ...

After Accident different countrymen sayings: Joke

After Accident:

American: Its Fine Man
British: I Am So Sorry
Australian: No Worries Dude
German: Are You Oĸay?
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Indian: Andha Hai Kya Saaley Dhakkan
Ki Tarha Chala Raha Hai,
Akkal Ke Dushman Saale,
Tere Baap Ka Road Hai Kya,
Bahar Nikal Dekh Teri Kaise Bajata Hun !!

tu hai behti nadi : Motivational Shayari

o ho tu hai behti nadi,dooba dooba mai sahil,
main hun tujme fanaa,tu hi mera hai hasil,
jab se tu o sana meri bahon mein hai,
 ik ujala sa dil bhi panaho mein hai...

The only thing standing between you and your goal ~ Motivating Quote

“The only thing standing between 
you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself 
as to why you can't achieve it...”

kasame khakar wade tode : Latest, Love Shayari

kasame khakar wade tode hum phir bhi tujhe naa bhool sake - 2
zoole to pade bagon mein magar hum bin tere na zool sake
sawan mein jale re din raat - 2 magar tera pyar nahi bhoole
kyaa kyaa hua dil ke sath - 2 magar tera pyar nahi bhoole
hum bhool gaye re har baat magar tera pyar nahi bhoole

duniya se shikayat kya karate : love shayari

duniya se shikayat kya karate jab tune hame samaja hi nahi - 2
gairoko bhala kya samajate jab apanon ne samaja nahi
tune chhod diya re mera haath - 2 magar tera pyar nahi bhoole
kyaa kyaa hua dil ke sath - 2 magar tera pyar nahi bhoole
hum bhool gaye re har baat magar tera pyar nahi bhoole

Eid Mubarak - Best Wishes

Hawa Ko Khusbu Mubarak,
Fiza Ko Mausam Mubarak,
Dilon Ko Pyaar Mubarak,
Aap Ko Humari Taraf Se
Eid Mubaarak yaaroo !

Eid Mubarak - Festival Wish

May on this EID

The Plate of your life is filled

With juicy Kababs & Tikkas topped

With Chatni of Happiness and

Covered with Salad of Love.

Pyaar or Maut se darta kaun hai - Love Shayari

Pyaar or Maut se darta kaun hai..
pyaar to ho jata hai ise karta kaun hai,
hum to kar dey pyaar main jan bhi kurban
pata to chale humse pyaar karta kaun hai..

Teacher - Homework Kita -Teacher-Student Joke

Teacher - Homework Kita ?
Santa - Hanji, Kita !
Teacher - Fill In The Blank
900 Chuhe Kha Ke Bili____Chali
Santa - 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Billi Holi Holi Chali
Teacher - Oye Murkha Tenu Pata Nahi Ehda Ki Jawaab Hai.
Santa - Tuhada Lehaaj Rakhya Hai, Tussi Mere Master Ho..
Nahi ta 900 Chuhe Kha Ke Ta Billi Hil V Nahi Sakdi, Main Ta Fer Vi Holi Holi Turaa ditti

Teacher Student joke

Teacher : " Galti Hone Pe Maafi


Maagne Wale Ko Kya Kehte Hai..??
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Student : " Samajhdar "
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Teacher : " Aur Galti
Na Hone Pe Bhi Maafi Maangne
Wale Ko Kya Kehte Hai ??
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Student : " BOYFRIEND "..
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